Tuesday, November 1, 2011
about:
i'm a fool :")
author:Mell Caneco
"Tummy, sorry for the butterflies.
Pillow, sorry for the tears.
Heart, sorry for the aches.
but most important, Trust, sorry for the breaks."
for the 3rd times, i've been deceived by u.
seriously, when it's come to u, i become stupid. heehe.
i gave u many chances but still you wasted them so, i decided to forget bout you.
encik S, may u get ur own happiness, that person is definitely not me.
:)
"the most common
mistakes that i've made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve. but the biggest mistake is giving a second chance to people who doesn't even worth it."
anyway, thanks for being apart in my life.
Monday, October 31, 2011
about:
i think CELCOM is TROLLING me.
author:Mell Caneco
this is a "Y U NO" situations;
muh DEAREST CELCOM,
- ur berok broadband, Y U NO function well like ur ads?
- Y U NO hire people but machine to be ur workers?
- Y U NO know i called to speak with a H.U.M.A.N. and no a woooboot?
- Y U NO hear our complaints? pekak hor?
- Y U NO stop trolling me here and there?
sweet merciful crap, i was wondering where on Earth is T.H.E. M.O.S.T. suitable place for u to function well! SERIOUSLY, lemme know!
ehh, come to think of it, semua tempat aku duduk tu merupakan "WILAYAH CELCOM". riteeee, "WILAYAH CELCOM" muh foot!
gosh, aku..err, i mean muh mama pays EVERY MONTH lar. ingat bayar pakai air liur apa? guna bb pigi sana sini
, merata ceruk aku online tapi nuovi tipi di illeciti! non serve! si pensa che facile per fare soldi? stupido!
anyway..., congratulations! u success in trolling me.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
about:
AMARAN: TERDAPAT ELEMEN KEJUTAN2! = bagai nak gugur jantung aku! cis
author:Mell Caneco
hmm, aku ingat aku akan lupakan terus niat untuk ber-blogging ni, tapi entah macam mana, aku boleh truskan kembali hasrat untuk ber-blogging. #tidakrela T^T
oh, back to the title, masa aku taip post ni, jantung aku dubdab dubdab lagi.
ya Allah, serious aku macam nak "jalan" tadi, terkejut sungguh!
tadi aku saja tengok profile kawan aku, then aku ternampak post pasal mendiang marco simoncelli (pelumba motoGP yang terkorban di litar Sepang baru2 ni) kat wall dia. cakap nampak kelibat mendiang, sambil menyertakan link tu. aku ni, walaupun penakut, kalau bab2 paranormal, makhluk asing, aku sangat excited. so, dengan pantas aku tekan link, then, aku tunggu2, tunggu punya tunggu, *puff
keluar gambar fhihfiqewhcvbwv! ya Allah, aku urut2 dada.
"Hoi setan, terkejut la siot! cipan tol!"
5 minit aku ambil masa nak tenangkan diri, mengucap panjang aku. rasa macam nak jalan pun ada!
heishh! lain kali siapa makhluk yang berani hantar link bukan2 kat aku, memang aku tampo2 muka dia.
nasib baik aku tak bukak time aku sorang2. chaitt!
jangan klik kalau tak tahan kejutan tapi, since aku dah warn awal2, maybe tak terkejut sangat kot?
p/s: ENJOY!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
about:
BF survey
author:Mell Caneco
What your name?MellCaneco
Whats your best friends name?
julietrara , yana , bibil
How long have you known this person?
7 years and 5 years for the last 2
Have they ever been to your house?
yes
Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
nopee
Are they cool?
a BIG CAPITAL YES
Is this person keeping a secret of yours?
yepp
Have you ever gotten in a fight with them?
seldom
Do you hug them alot?
yep , but not anymore
Have you ever kissed this person?
yepp ^ ^
Would you ever go out with them?
of course
Would you take bullet for this person?
50-50 but yes !!
Do you love him/her?
love her YES !
What is his/her middle name?
dun hv any
Are you friends with this person's parents?
yepp ^ ^
Have you met this person's grandparents?
not yet
Do your parents approve of your best friend?
YES!
Have you and this person ever gotten in trouble together?
yepp ^ ^
Do you have alot in common with this person?
no , we're wayyyyy diffrerent from each other
Does this person know alot about you?
yes
Have you ever gotten sexual with him/her?
no -,-''
what kinda Q is this ?
Do you know something about him/her that nobody else knows?
yes :)
Have you ever worn each others clothes?
yupp
Have you ever worn matching clothes?
does school uniform count ?
Have you ever gone clubbing with this person?
nopee , never will
Do you trust him/her?
yes , with all my life
Does he/she trust you?
i hope so
Is this person amazing?
yes , SUPERBLY AMAZING
Does your best friend live near you?
noooo
Do they ever drop by your house without calling?
seldom go to my house :)
Has this person ever seen you cry?
a lot
What do you wish you could change about your best friend?
nothing but i wish to guide her
Does your best friend have other friends that you do not like?
i think so , but not telling :)
Say something on you and your best friend will understand:
sunshine and big Mac . hehehee
If your best friend moved, would you move to be closer to them?
i dun think so :(
Do you think they'll repost this?
i hope so :)
about:
saya da lamaaaaa berkenan dengan "awak" . ::blushing::
author:Mell Caneco
ehemmm ehemm . .
hai . .
awak awak ,
awak tahu tak , sejak dari tahun lepas saya ada hati kat awak tau .
rupa awak buat saya tertawan . .
hee . . malu la saya . . sejak arwah Jebon da takde ,
hati saya terpaut kat awak je .
da banyak kali saya mimpi pasal awak ,
saya mimpi saya dengan awak habiskan masa berdua je .
just kita berdua .
awak tahu tak betapa BAHAGIAnya saya ?
alangkah baik kalau ia jadi kenyataan .
hee . . maluuu laa . . .
saya da bagitau kat mak saya .
errr , kalau abah , saya memang tak berani .
tapi . .
mak saya macam taksuka awak je .
dia cakap , "Jangan nak menggatal ! Belajar dulu ! Kalau mama benarkan , nanti adik'' terpengaruh !"
saya nak bawak awak gi tempat study saya ,
saya boleh jaga awak kat situ !
TAPI !!!
mak saya TETAP TAK BENARKAN !!
sedih hati saya .
mak saya tak benarkan kita bersama .
kalau mak pun tak benarkan ,
mesti abah lagi TAK SETUJU !!
:'(
awakkk , saya nak awak !
dulu , mak saya benarkan saya geng dengan abang'' awak ,
TRAPI , kenapa mak tak bagi saya geng dengan awak !
SAMPAI HATI MAK ! :'(
saya tahu , kalau saya nak awak ,
saya terpaksa keluarkan kos yang tinggi .
tapi , saya takkesah ! saya rela demi awak .
even saya rela jualkan lappy saya demi awak .
tengok , betapa sayangnya saya kat awak .
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oh PlayStation 3 !
bilala kita boleh berdua-duaan ?
sejak abang awak si arwah PlayStation 1 tu da kojol ,
and abang awak si PlayStation 2 tu da sakit tua ,
da lama saya tak lepaskan gian kat game .
haihh , HOW i WISH you were here !
here in my hands ! :p
awak putih macam mat saleh , saya suka ! XD
awak gelap macam Drogba , takpee , saya terima awak seadanya ! awww
you are GORGEOUS my love !
i am idiot if i' m not falling for you while you' re in this colour !
PlayStation 3 , wait for me bebehhh !
p / s : GIAN DOWH aku nak men game ! RE , COD , Battlefield ! arghhh ! but seriously , korang pikir hapa huh ? -,-''
Friday, July 1, 2011
about:
it's time to bid my farewell . .
author:Mell Caneco
thanks a lot , for my superb parents ,
mak , abah , i LOVE you guys SOSOSOSO much ,
i' m not a good daughter , i know .
i always disobey your orders and i mean to you guys .
i' m sorry , it' s not that i DON' T LOVE you guys ,
it' s just . . i DON' T KNOW HOW to express my LOVE .
mak , abah , you guys are the GREATEST , the BEST parents that i could ever get .
i won' t change you guys for anything , i SWEAR .
thanks a lot , for my superb sibs . .
abang , annad , ai , pipin , i LOVE you guys too .
even though we always not getting along , fighting each other that often ,
deep in my heart , i will always LOVE you guys .
and thank you , for my lovely sisters . . .
Rara , Yanna , Bibil , Faie , Olee ,
i LOVE you .
i won' t be the current Mell.Caneco if it weren' t because of you guys .
thanks a lot , for the people that i called friends . .
i' m sorry but the truth is , i' m not happy here . .
things got kinda difficult and i tried my best to make myself happy with you guys ,
but i can' t . .
WE . . can't get along . . . i' m sorry if my selfishness annoyed you guys . .
maybe it' s a sign . .
sign for me to bid my farewell . . .
thanks a lot , for the one that i called love . .
i LOVE you more and more each day . .
i' m sorry for my stupidity ,
i' m sorry for everything ,
for making you cry and sad ,
and i' m sorry for everything that i didn' t even know . .
we' ll se each other again ,
in afterlife . .
so please , just bear with it for a moment , i' ll follow you ,
when Allah wants me to .
everyone , thanks for the love and care .
forgive my sins , pray for me . .
halalkan my debts . :)
ILY . ^ ^
i'm sorry , ya Allah .
for being forgetful , greedy , and ungrateful .
i hope to die in iman .
i' m sorry if i ever use anyone content without permission .
usually i get the images from google.com :'(
p/s : saje'' tulis , takut nanti tak sempat pulak kan ?
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
about:
susu . . . milks ! = =''
author:Mell Caneco
ayerkkkkk..kepala aku pening , dunia berputaq !
aku kat manaaaa ! *tampar
- -''
inilah yang aku alami setiap pagi sejak duatiga menjak kebelakangan ni.
asal bangun je , pening kepala .
asal makan je , nak pass motion .
asal minum je , nak termuntoh .
ya . itu yang saya terpaksa harungi setiap hari sejak kebelakangan ini .
aku tahu badan aku tidak sihat , tapi ,
aku gagahkan jua kakiku melangkah ke kelas .
soalan mula menerpa kotak fikiranku,
penyakit apakah ?
* nahh kau . ayat dipetik dari buku komsas !!
hmm . . . ni ada kena mengena dengan diet aku ke ?
DIET ??
ya ! Diet susu . = =''
non non ! aku bukannya nak kuruskan badan . tidak !
aku cuma 41 kg je .
*amboi , bangga !
tapi tinggi aku jangan ditanya .
sensitip !
okeh okeh . aku ada jalani diet susu sekarang ni ,
hmm. . . sebab , kan susu ada banyak pekdah . itu yang aku tahu dari media massa .
tapi , kekadang fakta tu menipu , dari pengalaman aku lah . .
okey . .
#FACT 1 : Milks Can Make You Grow Taller .
for sure , korang pernah dengar ini "so-called fact" dari doktordoktor , orang dewasa ,
salesman/girl yang dok sibuk nak pomot produk dorang tuh .
dan aku , yaa , aku turut terpengaruh .
terpengaruh dengan zirafah yang ada dekat tin susu "GROW" tu .
bermati-matian aku berjuang suruh inchek abah belikan susu GROW rasa cekelat .
dan ya , abah aku belikan jugak . haha .
tapi , takda la aku tinggi minum susu tu .
korang cakap je , susu tepung apa aku tak pernah minum ?
DUMEX ? sudah .
DUTCH LADY ? sudah .
GROW ? pun sudah .
ANMUM ? lagilah sud . . .
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= ='' main-main ea kau ?
in fact , dalam ahli keluarga aku , aku ni la paling rakus nyotnyot susu botol .
tapi , still , aku paling . . . err . . . comel . . .(ehemmm !). . . dari segi ketinggian lah . = =''
kecewa di situ !
so , #FACT da jadi #MYTH ! noktah
#FACT 2 : Milk Can Make You Sleep Better .
i like this . haha . bagi insomniac macam aku , amatlah disarankan agar minum susu sebelum tidoq . okay . aku minum . wawwww , SUPERB ! aku tidur dengan lena ~ ~ ~
tapiiiii ...
2 minggu lepas tu , aku stop minum susu dah .
kenapa ?
sebab after aku minum susu , aku tak boleh tidur dah . teruk .
one day without sleep .
okay , sekarang aku tahu , badan aku imun dari susu dah .
plus , poket aku rabak dah .
hari hari mentekedarah susu .
ciss .
so , #FACT da jadi #MYTH ! noktah
#FACT 3 : Milk Makes You Full
hmm. . .interesting jugak .
sesuai la dengan kerjaya aku sebagai pengusaha nanas tegar yang sukses !
aku teda masa nak makan (selama ini aku memang makan tak pernah ontime pun).
tapi , minum banyak sangat , masalah pula yang timbul .
aku muntahmuntah , past-motion manjang .
so , aku kena marah dengan inchek abah dan mem besar .
sebab : OVERDOSE SUSU .
disebabkan aku asik past-motion , aku lapar balik .
dan makan melampaulampau ikut nafsu .
sekali lagi . ciss !
so , #FACT da jadi #MYTH ! noktah
hmm. . .sebenarnya , ada banyak lagi .
tapi aku dah lupa .
hmm . . mungkin effect susu tu berbeza pada setiap orang kott ?
p/s : kalau aku rakus minum susu pn dah "tinggi" ni , means , kalau aku tak minum , aku lagi . . . "comel" ? NON NON NON !!!! T^T
